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"Gates A-C " |
"It's death, taxes and four out of five dentists - are you in?." |
"If you lie down with pugs, you wake up with pugs."
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What Buck? |
"Too many lawyers spoil the broth" |
"No, Yes, Maybe, Maybe Yes, Maybe No," |
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Caller IQ |
"It's a new anti-depresent-instead of swalloing it, you throw it at anyone who apperas to be having a good time." |
"Good Game," "Good Game," "Nice Game," "Good Game," "I'm in love with you," "Good Game," Nice Game." |
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"Have you given much thought to what kind of job you want after you retire?" |
Emergency Instructions |
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"If they don't like our porposal I'll show them the kittens. Everybody likes kittens." |
"Grandpa" |
"Don't worry, Liz, this is a big city - you'll neet another idiot." |
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"It's their big annual event --- the Run for the Roses." |
"This stock market situation -- what are the military options." |
"Hold everything! The P.R. department just sent over this chart." |
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"Well, it's not as if you didn't give her some cause to yell at you." |
"Did you know what I like about you, Rachel? You're old, like me." |
"Not voting this year?" |
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"More bad news." |
"And, lastly, you are reminded to loot, pillage, and burn responsibly." |
"When you get home tonight, Bernard, let's talk about slowing down, taking time, sitting with friends, enjoying life." |
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"Oh, what the hell. I'll add another zero." |
“I’m going home sick. My mind has stopped.” |
"After-psycoteraphy mint?" |
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F-l-u-f-f-y |
"The court is sorry that it raised its voice." |
Poker Moms |
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"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?" |
"I see you've done time, so working in a cubicle shouldn't be a problem" |
"Gotta run, sweetheart. By the way, that was one fabulous job you did raising the children." |
